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Post by Wyndham on Feb 22, 2005 8:16:23 GMT -5
just reflecting on the bra bit. I have limited experience, but wouldn't you have to be sort of double-jointed to do that -- Exorcist double jointed?
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Post by john on Feb 23, 2005 8:49:49 GMT -5
Wyndham, perhaps not if the clasp was in the front (still requiring amazing dexterity, and she would probably have to be lying on her tummy .. lol). I must be careful or I will expose how much I know about unclasping a bra. lol
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Post by Tenarke on Feb 23, 2005 18:39:31 GMT -5
It intrigues me to note how much attention this 87 calorie mandible halter disengagement maneuver has merited.
Not to be excessively pragmatic, but wouldn’t that activity which might logically follow bra removal be a more effective, not to say efficient, calorie consuming aerobic exercise?
Just trying to be helpful.
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Post by Wyndham on Feb 23, 2005 22:59:05 GMT -5
Jiggers. The scales drop from my eyes. Tenarke. You're an engineer, and a multiply married man, so you have fewer excuses than I do. The suckers HAVE STRAPS. I could get one off with my teeth (of that I'm confident), though it might take some doing.
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Post by john on Feb 24, 2005 1:01:53 GMT -5
Tenarke said: Not to be excessively pragmatic, but wouldn’t that activity which might logically follow bra removal be a more effective, not to say efficient, calorie consuming aerobic exercise? Exactly Tenarke, but you know how dumb .. er, challenged a man can be when put to the test.  We never know when to 'give up.' |
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Post by Aravis on Feb 24, 2005 3:14:59 GMT -5
Golly Wyn, never heard of a strapless? ;D
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Post by Tenarke on Feb 25, 2005 17:45:28 GMT -5
Well, Wyndham, having noted my advanced years and extensive experience, let me suggest that with sufficient charm and encouragement the lady may even help you out with this puzzle.
Thus you can save your teeth for the morning’s toast.
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Post by pinkozcat on Feb 25, 2005 22:06:49 GMT -5
Re: the Western Australian State Election - if you didn't laugh you would have to cry. "You know the Coalition has had a bad day when The West Australian's front page devotes equal space to criticising both parties. Under the heading "double trouble", the left half of the page covers what most would have regarded as the major story on election eve, the universal thumbs-down given to the Coalition's costings announcement, while the right is an exposé of a mere dummy candidate put up by Labor in Riverton. Admittedly, the latter seems like an unusually clumsy piece of work on Labor's part. The West reports that independent candidate Choy Chan Ma thought that a form she was asked to sign at Labor member Tony McRae's office related to her work as a voluntary interpreter, and was unpleasantly surprised to find herself running for parliament."  |
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Post by Tenarke on Feb 26, 2005 17:16:42 GMT -5
Quick quiz; who made the following statements, George Bush or Mike Tyson?
The first set of five statements:
''They misunderestimated me."
"I guess I'm going to fade into bulivion.''
''Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.''
''I think we agree the past is over.''
''In all our endeavorments, we have to be strong, brave and courageous.''
''I must be the stupidest person in the world.''
And the second set:
''You gentleman have no idea what it's like to be myself.''
''Reading is the basics for all learning.''
''The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?''
''My defenses are impregnable.''
''It's just too hard for me to get emotional, I can't cry no more.''
First set: Bush, Tyson, Bush, Bush, Tyson.
Second set: Tyson, Bush, Bush, Tyson, Tyson.
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Post by RobertGraves on Feb 26, 2005 21:01:09 GMT -5
Something a bit different: www.smh.com.au/articles/2005/02/26/1109180165887.htmlNear where I live there is supposedly a 'panther'. Where it came from is anyone's guess and photographs are inclusive. It must be said, the photo in the link above is a hell of a big feral cat if it aint a panther. |
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Post by john on Feb 27, 2005 13:51:17 GMT -5
''They misunderestimated me."
Unfortunately, some of us really did.
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Post by Wyndham on Mar 7, 2005 17:03:01 GMT -5
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Post by Tenarke on Mar 9, 2005 21:02:33 GMT -5
Just to put the frosting on the cake, as it were; I note that this over the border fiasco was the culmination of an internet romance and cost the poor swain all of his fingers and half his toes.
How does he now operate a keyboard?
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Post by Wyndham on Mar 9, 2005 21:14:12 GMT -5
The stick attached to his head might slow down the pace of things, I concede.
The mind boggles. One word: greyhound.
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Post by Wyndham on Mar 21, 2005 17:27:49 GMT -5
Just in case any of you ever thought that you were a nerd. The good news: you were never really in the competition. www.slate.com/id/2114925/ |
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We never know when to 'give up.'
