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Post by Aravis on Jan 15, 2005 20:08:10 GMT -5
Not at all Nulla. Be my guest.  |
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Post by RobertGraves on Jan 24, 2005 3:10:59 GMT -5
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
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Post by RobertGraves on Feb 2, 2005 23:38:12 GMT -5
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Post by Tenarke on Feb 3, 2005 13:04:39 GMT -5
I expect that there is more of that going on in Texas than they would care to admit.
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Post by Wyndham on Feb 3, 2005 17:04:17 GMT -5
I'm at a loss for words. Wonder how the Darwin Award people will deal with that one? What a way to go thought. The humiliation of it. St. Peter would meet you at the gates with a 'we all want to know: what the hell were you thinking?'.
I hope it was cheap sherry, in any case.
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Post by Aravis on Feb 4, 2005 2:24:51 GMT -5
With apologies to those who read this joke already on my blog, but I realized I had never shared it here...
DEAR ABBY,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit card bills. At the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.
Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.
Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I don't quite understand it. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ. And now he has been going to the gym an awful lot and is into wearing uniforms and cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what that means.
Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!
Can you help?
Signed,
Lost in DC
DEAR LOST:
Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for four more years!
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Post by RobertGraves on Feb 8, 2005 2:41:17 GMT -5
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Post by Nulla on Feb 8, 2005 17:38:04 GMT -5
"The page you requested cannot be found"......  censored already?..... but, judging from what can be gleaned from the link you posted, Robert, it's nice to know he's been removed from the gene pool.... a nice big Darwin award needed here!..... ;D |
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Post by pinkozcat on Feb 8, 2005 20:38:45 GMT -5
According to an article in today's newspaper, trying to unclasp a bra with your mouth will burn an average of 87 calories. Who's counting ??  |
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Post by RobertGraves on Feb 9, 2005 1:58:32 GMT -5
For whom? The person wearing the bra or other?
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Post by pinkozcat on Feb 9, 2005 6:35:52 GMT -5
It didn't say - but I suspect that I'd use far more than 87 calories if I tried to undo my own bra with my teeth.  |
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Post by RobertGraves on Feb 10, 2005 2:35:01 GMT -5
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Post by pinkozcat on Feb 10, 2005 8:56:16 GMT -5
Robert - thank you for that link.  I was tempted to buy a bumper sticker from their store but think that, even in Australia, I might get into trouble if I drive around with "So many christians; too few lions" on my car. |
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Post by RobertGraves on Feb 10, 2005 14:32:18 GMT -5
Yes. the site is 'fake'... ;D
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Post by john on Feb 20, 2005 15:11:17 GMT -5
::According to an article in today's newspaper, trying to unclasp a bra with your mouth will burn an average of 87 calories.::
No wonder 'thin is in.' 
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